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fuckyeahorgasmic:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

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Photo 22 May 131,022 notes troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

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Photo 22 May 532 notes meme4u:

http://memeblock.com
via MEME BLOCK.
Text 22 May 163,920 notes

panicsatdiscos:

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children

Video 22 May 52,867 notes

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

Photo 22 May 492,597 notes deviouslyratedm:

teenaqeshitdisturber:

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

((eh.))

#CANADA

deviouslyratedm:

teenaqeshitdisturber:

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

((eh.))

#CANADA

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Photo 22 May 25,494 notes taylulz:

Spot on

taylulz:

Spot on

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Text 22 May 17,737 notes

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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  • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  • Me: Math.
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